Wednesday, June 5, 2013

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smilingemoticon: this guy is an awful actor and all he's doing...



smilingemoticon:

this guy is an awful actor and all he's doing is ripping off bad jokes i'm laughing so hard

deathmetalslut: myspiralboundnotebook: deathmetalslut: the only "b" word u should call a girl is...

deathmetalslut:

myspiralboundnotebook:

deathmetalslut:

the only "b" word u should call a girl is bagel 

Bagels are empty in the middle. You would be metaphorically calling the girl empty on the inside. This would not be nice because it could be taken as she is shallow without any substance or that she has nothing and no one. Both are terrible things to be called. I would be sad if someone called me a bagel. Call me Beautiful instead.

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kiddthemaniac: dawindupbird: Peepo Choo vol 2 I think that a...





kiddthemaniac:

dawindupbird:

Peepo Choo vol 2

I think that a lot of tumblr would benefit from reading peepo choo idk

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imagineyouricon: Imagine your icon becoming the new dark lord of Hell

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon becoming the new dark lord of Hell

whythefuckareyouromeo: OH MY GOD SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND...

whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED "JESUS FUCK" REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

deathmetalslut: the only "b" word u should call a girl is bagel 

deathmetalslut:

the only "b" word u should call a girl is bagel 

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slugbox: You know everyone, this isn't photoshop. That's...





slugbox:

You know everyone, this isn't photoshop. That's clearly her RIGHT hand, not her left one. So her right arm is simply entirely obscured by her head. If you put your right hand in this pose behind your head, you can totally hide your right arm.

Not saying it was a WISE choice to use this photograph, but it's not another impossible standard for women. Here look, early morning asian dork proves:

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rneerkat: people who use ;( to indicate crying should realize that it actually looks like youre sad...

rneerkat:

people who use ;( to indicate crying should realize that it actually looks like youre sad about something but wont let it get past your flirtatious drive

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64 million results

Beautiful



Beautiful

australiansanta: quirkybrittany: australiansanta: u know when someone really annoying is talking...

australiansanta:

quirkybrittany:

australiansanta:

u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice

what's wrong with "xD"?

not now quirkybrittany

michaxl: the first person to be mute must have been like

michaxl:

the first person to be mute must have been like

smilingemoticon: The Hub network debuted its new animated...



smilingemoticon:

The Hub network debuted its new animated children's series SheZow. The Australian/Canadian cartoon, which already debuted in other, less delicate countries without causing social disorder, is about a boy with a superhero secret identity. The shocking twist that almost brought America to its knees is that his superhero secret identity is female.

I AM SO HAPP Y ABOUT THIS YEAH  YEAH!!!! YEAH

elikiteru: rev up those FUCKING FRYERS 

elikiteru:

rev up those FUCKING FRYERS 

swafg: staff at checkout: that'll be $9.95me: here's $10.00me: keep the change 

swafg:

staff at checkout: that'll be $9.95
me: here's $10.00
me: keep the change 
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shubbabang: shubbabang: what satanic ritual must i perform to obtain the ability to socialize in a...

shubbabang:

shubbabang:

what satanic ritual must i perform to obtain the ability to socialize in a group setting

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hekldoge: from my mini livestream. :B kitty maid commission...



hekldoge:

from my mini livestream. :B kitty maid commission WIP~

smilingemoticon: some girls tried to convert their indian...



smilingemoticon:

some girls tried to convert their indian friend to christianity and the things they say are so bigoted and awful i'm going to fucking throw up

basedgosh: HELLO BOYS YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE SAD IF THE GIRL YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACKYOU ARE...

basedgosh:

HELLO BOYS YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE SAD IF THE GIRL YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL HER A WHORE/SLUT/PRUDE BITCH ETC AND THINK YOURE ENTITLED TO HER NETHER REGIONS

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